chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!

by DemonReamer December 14, 2008

Chapstick Lesbian

A chapstick lesbian is a lesbian who is more masculine than anything else.

Sandra is a chapstick lesbian because she is very masculine and they call themselves a chapstick lesbian

by Annabithbae June 6, 2021

Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.

"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021

Chapstick Saturation

When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.

A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!

by chapman2 November 7, 2013

Manhattan Chapstick

When you cum in a cup and freeze overnight creating cum chapstick.

The other day that girl was so freaky she let me perform a Manhattan Chapstick.

by tittiemuncher42069 March 17, 2021

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on your partners face and rub it in their lips with your dong like chapstick.

Last night was wild. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025