Dick Champion

Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.

Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.

Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.

by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013

champion vag

the act of having a vagina recently shaved/waxed into perfection.

Girl #1: Dude, I so have champion vag right now.
Girl #2: I had champion vag last week!

by llamaelephantduck April 28, 2010

Jon Champion

Crazy ass announcer for the English Premier League

Quote by Jon Champion: Given away by Carvalho, here's Rooney... it's a horrible error by the Portuguese!

by TheJrim July 7, 2008

Champion's Tears

When an athlete spills a few tears after competing, regardless of winning or losing, usually football players. They aren't a sore loser or a cry baby. They just care about the game, a lot, and erupt with emotion.

After winning Super Bowl 35, Ray Lewis let out some Champion's Tears in his emotional splendor.

by Beeyoppbopn December 21, 2010

breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.

by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008

Breakfast of Champions

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.

Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

by Benska December 2, 2003

Walk of Champions

More like a relaxed stroll that exudes confidence with one chest puffed out, standing up tall, and head held high. Usually happens after one completes a major feat which usually also involves adrenaline.

Did that guy just that guy just skydive from the Stratosphere?
Must have, look at his walk...Walk of Champions

by Falconan May 22, 2014