charmingeddon

The event that led to the toilet paper shortages of 2020. This was sparked by the Coronavirus scare, which led to a mass buying of toilet tissue in supermarkets throughout the United States.

Hey Mr. Ault, there wasn't any toilet paper at Wal-Mart, thanks to Charmingeddon.

by twault March 13, 2020

Chomming

When your chowing on down but also nomming on some nom noms a bunch

Look over there at that meat dogger chomming on them burger steaks

by Eljer Tippy December 14, 2020

CHARMINGER

A very charming, promiscuous person.

he is such a charminger.
she is known for being a charminger.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

Chumming

Sucking the cum out of someone's foreskin.

I was caught chumming that guy.

by Bucculao Sandeep August 18, 2021

charming irony

- Something that is unexpected, yet brilliantly charming
- A handmade jewellery brand from India

Making crafts by hand in this technologically advanced world is such a charming irony.

by AalCI November 24, 2021

viral chumming

The slow build-up to a frenzy of "published", "grass-roots" media snippets (news items, trailers, seemingly innocuous and random "facts" about people or media) in the run-up to the release of a new movie, song, or other media.

January 2014: Hey, did you read this funny thing about the upcoming Star Wars movies?
August 2014: Woah! Someone captured drone-cam footage of the Millennium Falcon from the new Star Wars movies!
November 2014: Jeezy-Creezy, check out this stolen footage of the new Star Wars movie! It almost looks like viral chumming!

by slaterusa November 9, 2014

This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear

This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

by Death Menace February 17, 2023