Calum'd

(verb) - The act of being insulted illogically and irrelevantly, most of the time out of maternal, Freudian hatred.

Getting Calum'd is like receiving junkmail, it effects no one and is a waste of time

by NovaProspekt December 3, 2010

chalupacabra

a chupacabra who has an unnatural infatuation with mexican food, especially chalupas.

I saw a chalupacabra at Taco Bell yesterday, and damn was he hungry!

by Nate Morse March 6, 2005

Calum Hood

A cute nick name for the clit hood that makes it easier to talk about mastubation publicly

"I couldn't finish my work sheet because I hung out with Calum Hood last night"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016

Chala

Dark skinned beauty. Her mind is an amazing, curious, wonderfully twisting turning maze of sharp wits and caring heart. Her body is stunning, from her long, soft black hair, to her tight ticklish tummy, to her gorgeous deliciously curvy legs. Very shy, with an inner wild side that just blows you away.

"my girlfriend is better than yours"
"hows that?"
"Shes my chala" ;)

by Bru/Tiki July 12, 2011

drop a chalupa

in reference to defication

I usually drop a chalupa right after lunch

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Calum Thomas hood

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean

Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality

by 05..23 May 25, 2019