celloma

The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.

"This dumb-fuck in a celloma bumped into me on the street, knocking my coffee all over my coat."

by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

cellopause

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.

I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

cellar dweller

A suburban, white guy, usually over the age of 30, who lives in a basement apartment. He doesn't have a steady job, can't get a date, and listens to 80's power ballads on his stereo while cooking mac and cheese on a hot plate. Throw a mullet haircut and a possible substance abuse problem and you get the picture. This dude this also known as a basement dweller.

Jack Martin was a typical cellar dweller - no girl, no money, no job, no ambition - just his basement apartment which smelled like mildew, cigarette smoke, and semen.

by lovebug11768 July 16, 2006

Cello Slut

A really hot, slutty girl that can be found in almost any Middle School Or High School Orchestra.

Kid1:"Ahh man! Did you see Lyndi? She's such a Cello slut!"

Kid2:"I know! She can Rosin my Bow any day of the week!"

by John Ivory March 14, 2009

cellar door

An urban piece of architecture.
Can be made of wood.
Can be made of metal, which can be diamond plate.
It can be flat and part of the ground, or it can be at an angle forming a bank.
People use cellar doors to enter basements.
There is usually a lock on a cellar door.

Bobby Puleo kickflips and lands in the cellar door that is outside the bodega.

by daphello October 20, 2012

shred the cello

to make a lesbo cum

Mj can shred the cello within ten minutes of seeing her girlfriend

by shalama momma November 4, 2009

celler

Cell phone caller

Ther's no telling when the celler will cell back, now is there?

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009