Carlo

Carlo is the definition of narcissistic which most of his ex girlfriend would agree with… he also likes to buy all his girlfriends dogs because he doesn’t understand they are a life time commitment… since he can’t commit to anything properly himself except for his own tattoos … he’s a very good tattoo artist and he even somehow manages to convince all his girlfriends to tattoo his name across their vaginas ( I don’t know how, he must be very good bed) …he is however an amazing DJ but wastes his talents occupying his mind with females and love triangles , these carlo’s usually have a very strong foot fetish only for under size 3’s , he is also a very good hugger and good friend to those he actually cares for … and on the odd occasion loves the white stuff and a good party.

‘Such a Carlo move that’

‘She’s obviously been Carlo’d ‘

‘Carlo would love those feet ‘

by Footie fan November 24, 2021

Carlo

The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlo will make your heart sing and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlo’s sense of character is very keen. Carlo spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlo will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlo, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.

Carlo was my boyfriend in high school, I should have never let him go!

by Definition Definitives November 23, 2021

Carlos

An outgoing person, not afriad to say whats on his mind. Handsome & tall. Music is his passion, Brown eyes that make you melt. His singing makes you cry. When everyone tells you, "ewww why are you dating Carlos?" you'll realize that they're wrong & what you see on the inside is different what he potrays on the outside. No one really understands. He's your bestfriend. You'll love him no matter what.

Not everyone wants to date a Carlos until they truly realize who he is.

by Just A Memory January 12, 2013

Carlos

The act of deficating unintentionaly, Self Excrement, To shit ones pants.

After eating that spicy pickle, I thought I was about to have a Carlos.

or

I hope I don't Carlos myself at work.

by pener15 March 26, 2010

Carlos

A know it all type of guy. You never know what he might say or do. He's very tall and handsome. Can sure brake a girl's heart, but the girls can't get enough of him because he just sweeps them of their feet. Ex-girlfriends' dream of him and have the feeling of getting back together, but… you never know what Carlos might do next.

Carlos...

by Ramonnn May 28, 2014

Carlos

Some fat, peanut head kid who’s ass at soccer. He’s usually talking about how he gets dicked down by El chapo Jr.

Omg did you see Carlos’s head today? It looks like it got bigger.

by Die go July 4, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is a perfectly sun kissed milk chocolate Hispanic man with dark mysterious eyes and perfect black hair. He's athletic, strong, independent, a hard worker, and the best kisser in the entire universe. His lips are soft and subtle and his arms are big and muscular. He knows how to get what he wants especially when it comes to women. One of the most skilled players alive when it comes to getting girls. Funny, charming, and a perfect smile. When you're with him nothing else matters and life is exactly what you wanted it to be. His only flaw is he's uncircumcised.

"Wow isn't Carlos so perfect and attractive?" "Yes but his piggy is wrapped in a blanket"

by Lydia Chlamydia April 21, 2019