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cardboard booty

When a girl has an ass as flat as cardboard...
Look at Chloe, she has a "cardboard booty".
by Klymaxed March 10, 2016
mugGet the cardboard bootymug.

cardboard bill

Small dick, ugly, tries to steal hot guys girls.
by Mr.fricked ur bitch April 10, 2017
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cardboard whore

A prostitute that caters exclusively to homeless people. Normally used as an insult for a nasty women but can Be used for nasty men.
by KuBandit March 17, 2017
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ditch the cardboard

Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.
Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.
by Sootynukkels December 1, 2020
mugGet the ditch the cardboardmug.

cardboard skeleton

A forgotten or half finished project, something that may have been considered a "good idea" at the outset but then never finished through lack of time or loss in inspiration.
Dominic has so many cardboard skeletons its untrue, can he ever finish things?
by DomainRaider August 6, 2017
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cardboard coder

A cardboard cutout of a program or web coder. Often when trouble shooting code as soon as you ask another person to review the code you find the problem, often in jest it is suggested that a cardboard coder is employed.
I have this problem with this piece of code, oh never mind, cardboard coder to the rescue!
by Apolloeye November 19, 2009
mugGet the cardboard codermug.

cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
mugGet the cardboard clingmug.

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