ditch the cardboard

Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.
Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.
by Sootynukkels December 01, 2020
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Eat Cardboard

The process of dropping really good family made LSD that was dosed out on cardboard instead of traditional blotter.
George can’t wait to eat cardboard and see the Disco Biscuits next month.
by bertrando1 March 08, 2022
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cardboard coder

A cardboard cutout of a program or web coder. Often when trouble shooting code as soon as you ask another person to review the code you find the problem, often in jest it is suggested that a cardboard coder is employed.
I have this problem with this piece of code, oh never mind, cardboard coder to the rescue!
by Apolloeye November 19, 2009
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cardboard whore

A prostitute that caters exclusively to homeless people. Normally used as an insult for a nasty women but can Be used for nasty men.
Don't touch me you cardboard whore.
by KuBandit March 17, 2017
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Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."
by audis4guy June 06, 2011
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Ava Cardboard

Full on sex machine, knows all the words to Wap. Funniest girl you could ever meet. Very attractive. Fattest ass you will ever see. Very nice tatas. Deep ass belly button highkey. Would. Jewish.
Omg is that Anne Frank... NO you stupid Idiot thats Ava Cardboard
by Princess Beyonce May 05, 2023
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Cardboard Date

A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.
She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.
by jenny the regifter April 18, 2010
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