canned heat

Canned heat is a "alcoholic beverage" made from straining alcohol from Sterno. A liquid containing methanol (used to cook food with)

- Warning, drinking canned heat is extremely dangerous, it can easily kill you.

Wuz up dude?
..I'm on my way to a funeral, dog.
Fred drank some canned heat on friday and now he's on the wrong side of the grass.

by stratdude61 April 10, 2009

food canoes

floating human feces

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

by Torgo Rouzdouer May 27, 2008

Shit-canned

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008

Douche Canoe

A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.

“Look at that douchebag over there”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”

“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019

canned heat

Blues-rock band that was vey popular during the late 1960s. The band was fronted by singer Bob "The Bear" Hite and singer/rhythm guitarist/harmonica player Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson. The other band members were lead guitarist Henry Vestine, bassist Larry Taylor, and drummer Fito De La Parra.
Alan, Bob, and Henry have since passed on, but Fito and Larry still tour as Canned Heat.

Sam: Who does that song "Going Up The Country"??
Wendy: It's Canned Heat dude!

by Jack Bond September 21, 2007

sex in a canoe

Slang for a mild tasting or low alcohol beer.

Drinking most American beers is like sex in a canoe... fucking close to water!

by cambot November 4, 2007

douche canoe

An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life.

Terry pulled up to the stoplight in his blacked out Mercedes and took a long drag off his vape pen. He turned toward his girlfriend and blew a great cloud of smoke into her face blocking her view while he winked and blew a kiss at her cousin riding in the back seat.

Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!

by Steve's Buddy Tim October 26, 2015