cable guy

a savoir from a futile past of dial up internet.

The cable guy is my hero.

by muffin July 22, 2004

Cable stable

Back in the 90’s when you were poor and you moved a lot so you were never in one place long enough to get cable hooked up.

Things are not cable stable enough for a dog.

by DelinquentDoll March 23, 2019

Charging cable

A sex move, there you try to put it in, it doesn’t quite fit, so you turn her upside down and it fits perfectly

Bro: I have her the old charging cable last night

Bro 2: Nice!

by eck February 24, 2020

Fortnite Cable

Fortnite Cable is an awesome source for all kinds of Fortnite news, leaks, and guides. If you are not following Fortnite Cable then there's a 99.9% chance that you're going to have stage 4 cancer. So you better watch out.

John: Hey do you follow Fortnite Cable on Instagram?
Bill: No, I don't.
John: Better watch out man! You're dying soon.

by Shell Brain February 12, 2019

cable and copulation

Just another way to say Netflix and Chill

"You should come over and do some cable and copulation with me"

by Muthar Yakar September 4, 2016

Cable and cuddle

When you ain't about that Netflix life! Cable isn't so bad, w/ HBO, and stars. Cinamax after dark can get pretty interesting!

DJ: Hey girl, what you doing tonight?

Jeannie: I have no plans.

DJ: cable and cuddle at my place?

by DJ Awesomeness! May 21, 2016

cable tie

an item that when bought in a store can make you look like a murderer

cashier 1: hey that guy just bought some cable ties.
cashier 2: damn he must be a murderer

by daisy buch February 1, 2018