Croissant

Croissants are evil, if you eat a croissant you are an evil person.

Oh no its the Croissant tribe!

by Baguette4lyfe August 10, 2019

Croissant

It means queer, because I misspelled croissant as queer once. So it means queer now.

'yo are u a croissant?'
'HELL YEAH im a croissant!'

by babykittens October 1, 2022

Croissant

A very yummy and fluffy pastry, most likely french.

Aah! Stop! I could've dropped my croissant!😡

by TheIconicDarkLarrie September 23, 2020

hot croissant

The greatest sandwich of all time. We are talking meats, cheeses, sauces and you know there will be bacon! All on a croissant heated up in a panini maker.

When Trayson comes to the party you know he is going to make himself a hot croissant.

by Hardrockr2113 February 19, 2022

Croissant Lord

some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot

Croissant Lord

by (totally not) Croissant Lord October 30, 2023

Croissant Bomb

When someone has a curved dick and rearranges your insides with it.

"Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"

by Pastrypasties September 6, 2021

Croissant

A crescent-shaped pastry originating in Austria.

The 5 men all ate a croissant each.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024