A humongous dildo. A dildo needs to be at least 4" thick and 12" long to be considered a "Tyler Burke."
Typically a Tyler Burke has to be custom made, very few Burkes are purchasable from a pre-manufactured supply.
Typically a Tyler Burke has to be custom made, very few Burkes are purchasable from a pre-manufactured supply.
by Honkyhonky July 23, 2014

by jimmy dick skin October 7, 2009

by tjcouch November 2, 2017

Person 1: Xerxes Burke has just been voted fattest ass of the year
Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr
Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr
by ILovePussys April 5, 2023

by *not aidan, just a freind September 16, 2022

A person who compulsively feels the need to sign every facebook comment with their name. They also have a tendency to make false accusationtions of pancake making and forget when Folio is due.
Rowan Burke: "hey everyone hows it goin, sorry for being annoying ill bring in pancakes for you all on the folio week . anyways just wondering if visa1001 and arct1030 tutorials are still on for tomorow?
- Rowan Burke"
- Rowan Burke"
by ninja24321 November 16, 2013

by SmithCP88 November 4, 2020
