fondle Buddha

to bluff during a game of poker
"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."
by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004
mugGet the fondle Buddhamug.

buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face
i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle
by josh February 9, 2005
mugGet the buddha benchpressmug.

Buddha Belly

noun

closely related to the beer belly just the fact that it is on an asian man containing good luck; also is vastly superior to the six-pack
Please rub the Buddha Belly and all your dreams will come true.
by duder0103 July 29, 2005
mugGet the Buddha Bellymug.

Buddha shocker

An adaptation of the shocker. Done with two fingers in the bum and one in the cunny. Derived from a picture of Buddha.
1. Holy shit! Buddha does the shocker!
2. I Buddha shockered that hoe!
3. Try the Buddha shocker, some chicks dig it.
by SHOCK-HER May 8, 2008
mugGet the Buddha shockermug.

fruit buddha

New Zealand phrase referring to someone that enjoy partaking in the homogaybumsex or looks like they would enjoy such an activity.
Hey fruit buddhas, it's time for X-Stream cameraman Wally Symons
by The_Truth February 5, 2004
mugGet the fruit buddhamug.

Buddha belly

A pregnant woman's pouch. When her belly gets in the way.
John: "Damn, did you see her Buddha belly?"

Mike: "Hell ya, she had to stay on her side in bed because it kept kicking me!"
by Husband of a Buddha belly October 20, 2008
mugGet the Buddha bellymug.

Buddha Baga

Buddha Baga means to obtain additional strength through a mask while playing Crash Bandicoot.
I was getting low on energy, so I decided to jump at a mask and "buddha baga."
by Rob R. December 8, 2006
mugGet the Buddha Bagamug.

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