1.When the cheeks of your butt are sore after riding your bike too long
2. When some asshole charliehorses your asscheek.
2. When some asshole charliehorses your asscheek.
by Bruised Ass July 02, 2008
by TheNeonRaindeer February 05, 2003
So-called "love bruises" are typically the result of physical abuse. The victim is often shamed into thinking that the bruises are their fault. The victim make try to explain away the bruises by making them out to be an act of love. This is not healthy.
Often the physical abuse is preceded by emotional abuse and attempts to control or manipulate the victim, e.g. name-calling, telling him or her who they can be friends with, disabling the victim's vehicle to prevent them from leaving, etc.
Not the same as a love bite.
Often the physical abuse is preceded by emotional abuse and attempts to control or manipulate the victim, e.g. name-calling, telling him or her who they can be friends with, disabling the victim's vehicle to prevent them from leaving, etc.
Not the same as a love bite.
After loosing her virginity to Edward Cullen in the "Breaking Dawn" book, Bella woke up with so many bruises that she started trying to figure out which ones would be the hardest to hide. This is not a Good Thing.
Twitard: "omg sparkle vampires iz so hawt! Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day!! They r just love bruises and it proves how much he loves her!!11!!1"
Twitard T-Shirt: "Bruises are love.... share the love!"
Me: *punches the Twitard in the face* "Just sharing the love"
Smart Person: "Bruises are not love. Love is respect."
Twitard: "omg sparkle vampires iz so hawt! Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day!! They r just love bruises and it proves how much he loves her!!11!!1"
Twitard T-Shirt: "Bruises are love.... share the love!"
Me: *punches the Twitard in the face* "Just sharing the love"
Smart Person: "Bruises are not love. Love is respect."
by Bella Is Not a Good Role Model February 16, 2011
Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.
by voice behind the desk September 23, 2010
An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."
by Moofia Mob February 28, 2012
The description of a penis after it has turned blue after hours of sex and oral sex. It has a faded, bluish color.
by ValentineTitty July 16, 2006
by tmfbitu May 10, 2006