Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
by Super Tips July 28, 2023
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. At the Jackson family reunion, Hank and Jim found out they had both banged cousin Mary Beth, making them Hillbilly Brothers.
At the SEC Championship Football game, cousin Abigail revealed to Cody and Dustin that, after this past weekend, they were now Hillbilly Brothers.
At the SEC Championship Football game, cousin Abigail revealed to Cody and Dustin that, after this past weekend, they were now Hillbilly Brothers.
by Biden2020 December 8, 2016
Get the Hillbilly Brothersmug. Brandon became a toilet brother after he was in a bathroom stall and started licking the water in the toilet.
by ProudestWeebEver December 3, 2016
Get the Toilet Brothermug. by CBRO December 19, 2006
Get the sperm brothersmug. When two guys acknowledge masturbating to the same porn star.
Similar to eskimo brothers, but in the form of masturbation.
Similar to eskimo brothers, but in the form of masturbation.
Man 1: "Have you ever seen my girl Nikki Benz? She can get it!"
Man 2: "Funny you mention that, I just cleaned the pipes watching her get pounded out last night."
Man 1: "I guess that makes us webskimo brothers."
Man 2: "Funny you mention that, I just cleaned the pipes watching her get pounded out last night."
Man 1: "I guess that makes us webskimo brothers."
by bwet00 May 8, 2011
Get the Webskimo Brothersmug. The worst people on the face of this earth (in order)- Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Hitler.
Jake Paul- A popular youtuber idiot children watch. (If you’re an older than 13 watching him.... what are you doing with your life?) He enjoys buying things he most likely shouldn’t have, and throwing fake moneyeverywhere. He also likes to hang out with the YOUNGES FLEXER OF THE CENTURY (who’s 9 if you forgot), Liltay. Jake Paul makes terrible, TERRIBLE songs, and even worse diss tracks. He got kicked off of Disney Channel for behavior on his channel, as a vlogger.
Logan Paul-An also popular man baby who got his younger brother, Jake Paul, famous off of his own vines and vlogs. Logan himself got famous off of Vine, the dead app, and eventually started a YouTube channel. Everything went downhill from there. He got a pomeranian, and a midget to drop college for him, has had “assistants” that he just screws around with. He likes breaking plates and spending shitloads of money on stuff that shouldn’t happen and he shouldn’t have. (Example: a school bus turned into a “party bus”) He filmed a suicide victim, and quit YouTube for months. Unfortunately he’s back on. He lost more than 2 million subscribers after that. He’s an idiot. An absolute, click baiting little shit.
Their parents spoiled the fuck out of them. They’re from Ohio. Jake even has this whole thing about “Ohio Fried Chicken”. Stay away from their channels. Don’t give the views they don’t deserve. The clickbait is real, guys.
Jake Paul- A popular youtuber idiot children watch. (If you’re an older than 13 watching him.... what are you doing with your life?) He enjoys buying things he most likely shouldn’t have, and throwing fake moneyeverywhere. He also likes to hang out with the YOUNGES FLEXER OF THE CENTURY (who’s 9 if you forgot), Liltay. Jake Paul makes terrible, TERRIBLE songs, and even worse diss tracks. He got kicked off of Disney Channel for behavior on his channel, as a vlogger.
Logan Paul-An also popular man baby who got his younger brother, Jake Paul, famous off of his own vines and vlogs. Logan himself got famous off of Vine, the dead app, and eventually started a YouTube channel. Everything went downhill from there. He got a pomeranian, and a midget to drop college for him, has had “assistants” that he just screws around with. He likes breaking plates and spending shitloads of money on stuff that shouldn’t happen and he shouldn’t have. (Example: a school bus turned into a “party bus”) He filmed a suicide victim, and quit YouTube for months. Unfortunately he’s back on. He lost more than 2 million subscribers after that. He’s an idiot. An absolute, click baiting little shit.
Their parents spoiled the fuck out of them. They’re from Ohio. Jake even has this whole thing about “Ohio Fried Chicken”. Stay away from their channels. Don’t give the views they don’t deserve. The clickbait is real, guys.
Douche 9 year old (not Liltay):
Hey! Did you see that new Logan Paul vlog!
Douche 2: Yeah! So Liiiit. Did you see that hilarious Jake Paul vlog where he clickbaited?
Douche 1: Which one?
Douche 2: The most recent.
Douche 1: Yeah! So lit.
Douche 2: The Paul brothers are the best! I wanna be like them when I grow up.
Mom: FUCK NO.
Hey! Did you see that new Logan Paul vlog!
Douche 2: Yeah! So Liiiit. Did you see that hilarious Jake Paul vlog where he clickbaited?
Douche 1: Which one?
Douche 2: The most recent.
Douche 1: Yeah! So lit.
Douche 2: The Paul brothers are the best! I wanna be like them when I grow up.
Mom: FUCK NO.
by yourfavoriteh8r June 2, 2018
Get the Paul brothersmug. Two boys who have had their genitals “inspected” by the same older male, such as with the three P’s: priests, pediatricians, and politicians.
by Anoxolotl December 5, 2017
Get the Catholic Brothersmug.