bluetooth

A super dumbass communication piece. Cyborg Morons continuously roam around retail establishments in circles mumbling, sometimes yelling to someone on the other end of the line about rediculous things. The light show "rave-ear" blinks and flutters as the Cyborg demands assistane in the store. I hope your Bluetooth develops a cavity.

Lance, being a fool as he is, purchaced a Bluetooth and now is real excited to receive telephone calls about absolutely nothing. Putting you on hold for yet another call, his cyborg head suddenly explodes!

by Fredersss October 7, 2006

bluetooth tool

is the person who is all ways wearing there bluetooth ear peice. It is also someone who just wears it for status.

Jim is such a bluetooth tool he sleep with that stupid ear peice on.

by thexsneeky December 9, 2007

Invisible Bluetooth

A device often found in a homeless person's ear, undetectable to the naked eye.

Jeff: Dude, you see that hobo talking to himself?
Bob: Must be invisible bluetooth.

by pTerodactyl123 October 27, 2008

bluetoothing

doing something hands-free.

"dude, did you wash your hands after you pissed?"
"no need--i bluetoothed it"

i pick up stuff with my toes just to show off my bluetoothing abilities.

that guy crashed his bike cause he was bluetoothing. what a tool.

by breeves84 March 7, 2009

Bluetoothly

To do something in a manner pertaining to or with Bluetooth.

My phone is connected to my computer bluetoothly.

by Munsen Crane December 16, 2008

Bluetooth

The act of. To bluetooth someone. To Knock someone out without the use of a hand. A hands free knockout, i.e. a headbutt.

Jesus! You bluetoothed that motherf**ker, Wade.

by gratefulninja July 10, 2010

bluetooth

somebody who drinks a lot of wine. then grins and prays.

"They are the epitome of a bluetooth."

by Krkič October 2, 2020