See DBJ
Generally, this is when two girls lick and suck 1 cock in both their mouths at the same time.
Generally, this is when two girls lick and suck 1 cock in both their mouths at the same time.
When both Melissa and Sandra gave me a Double Blow Job,I blasted both their faces with a huge, sticky load of white, hot jizz and watched as they Snowball my load in both their mouths!
by E-Dog June 08, 2004
A very messy bun that a girl can get her hair in in about 3 seconds. Usually not very sturdy and sitting high on the head.
named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.
shortened to bj bun
named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.
shortened to bj bun
- that girl's hair-do looks like it took her less than a second to put up!
- looks like a blow job bun to me!
- looks like a blow job bun to me!
by 30834207 May 26, 2011
1. Family memeber sucks you dry
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.
Christina: Hey Bella do you want to hang out?
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job
by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019
A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
by Zack N119 December 21, 2020
A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.
I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!
by kirk devonshire May 13, 2008
A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well
Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
by kill yourself please October 02, 2005
A blow job in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the penis, as in a harmonica blow job, while simultaneously massaging and pulling enthusiastically at the balls with both hands.
by mad mission October 20, 2010