by MegaHu October 15, 2008
N. A colorful ejaculate stemming from the male penis. Usually secondary to an STD or STI.
Adj. An insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting homosexual in a boisterous kind of way.
Adj. An insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting homosexual in a boisterous kind of way.
1. Wow, that is a nasty case of cock blossom you've got there!
2. That guy that cut me off is a total cock blossom.
2. That guy that cut me off is a total cock blossom.
by DPEX August 18, 2011
The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.
by ReTodd January 12, 2006
when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits
"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."
by MCNEEL February 28, 2008
How much for an anal blossom?
by TheReal_truth April 23, 2015
When you shove flowers covered in syrup into a woman's vagina, so that they flowers are propped up looking like a bouquet of flowers.
Dave: Yo man did you and Cindy finally do it since her parents were away from the crib for the weekend?
Skeeter: Yah man it was great, we did some weird shit though. Like For Real she made me give her a sugar blossom.
Skeeter: Yah man it was great, we did some weird shit though. Like For Real she made me give her a sugar blossom.
by Yung Stark + AgeOToast July 07, 2011
A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006