A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008
Get the Pre-Bloatedmug. 
A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 30, 2008
Get the Pre-Bloatedmug. Typical YouTube video where it is too long for meaningful content. Also, in real life, where someone is gaslighting you or just blowing themselves with hot air.
by KZ112Nitroboy February 20, 2025
Get the bloat talkmug. A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.
Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.
Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.
The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.
by 3dsg January 16, 2018
Get the bloated peacockmug.