Blessed Tattoo

tattoo given to those that are a little rough around the edges or a bit hood if you well. The tattoo is received with the hopes that God will protect them regardless of their ghetto lifestyle.

She got a blessed tattoo because even though she does hood shit everyday she survived to se 30.

by mrgutz June 11, 2019

Blessed

A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.

Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!

Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!

Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.

Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!

by Mashwans May 27, 2010

blessed android

Term used to describe frustration or discontent. Similar to saying "Christ!!!", "Shit", or "Dow!!!".

1.Blessed android!
2. You've just dropped change EVERWHERE....."Blessed android!!"

by Angela Buchan January 18, 2007

get blessed

To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.

"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
OR
If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

Blessed

Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.

Person 1: Do you know Jeff?

Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!

Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008

Blessee

A young woman who's a gold-digger. She gives sex to the blesser (a sugar daddy) in return to being showered with expensive gifts, island vacations and a lot of money.

Kenny Kunene is a blesser, he bought his blessee an Aston Martin.

by xavi08 May 31, 2016

blessed it out

if you bless it out wiv sum1
you are forgivin dem an dey are forgiven yuu

1: are you an Alex bless
2: yeah we blessed it out

by blonddaaayyy January 27, 2009