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Hillbilly Bitch Slap 

The act of hitting someone with any piece of cast iron cookware.
Jane got so angry at her husband while she was making fried chicken, her only course of action was the tried and true Hillbilly Bitch Slap.

Kansas Bitch Slap 

Twirl like a Tornado and strike another person with a hard backhand or closest piece of debri.
Jill shanked my shorts at the lake and I had to give her a Kansas Bitch Slap!!

Ninja bitch-slap 

When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.

A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...

Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.

Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?

Nickelodeon Bitch Slap 

When after sex, the guy pulls off the condom and slaps the girl across her face with the used condom.
After orgasm Jim yanked off his filled condom and gave Keri's face a nickelodeon bitch slap with it.

Reality Bitch Slap 

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.

Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.

Bully Bitch Slap 

To cum in a girls mouth then have her spit it into your hand and you slap her across the face with it.
Brandon did not like the stage five clinger he was with so he gave her a Bully Bitch Slap.
Bully Bitch Slap by Bizzell September 8, 2007