Birmingham

The dullest and most boring city on Earth, located in central England.

The town's centre is basically a game of spot the Englishman, the outer suburbs are filled with either old people or South Asian gang members.
Once a bastion of friendly & tough working class stock, now every toothpick teenager swanning around the streets is either high, carrying a knife, or both.
You can also expect to receive at least ten scornful looks for simply walking to the shops.

What's Birmingham like?
Dot: Oooh yes, I remembah when all that used to be fee-yulds it did.

What's Birmingham like?
Amir: b6z up innit blud brap brap brrrrrrap

What's Birmingham like?
Mike: >:-/ Ehhh, ye fuc--*mumbles and walks away*

by PSJ__ August 21, 2010

birmingham goldfish

British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.

John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go

by Malice00000 June 8, 2017

paint a birmingham

To reconcile, rebuilding a lost relationship.

After years of silence, I had to "paint a birmingham" and our relationship is better than ever.

by pseudosquid January 25, 2009

birmingham

large british city that is a bit like a bath that's just been vacated by a rugby team... ie. there's scum around the outside and fuck all in the middle.

"i don't want to go to birmingham, it smells of wee"

by noodlé January 15, 2004

Birmingham

Birmingham the second city of the UK just edging its tussel with Manchester due to a large population of about 1.1 million and greater business importance. Birmingham people from "brum" are often called "brummies". It is host to two large football clubs, Birmingham City and Aston Villa with neighbouring West Brom about 6 - 7 miles away.

The city centre is quite dull however attempts have been made to brighten it up with the failry new bull ring and other things. However it is still the concrete jungle of the 70's. The suburbs of brum like any other city are quite pleasant although these days there are little if any left, Edgbaston being the finest with all other inner city areas failing to impress.

Inner city birmingham is particualry nasty and is an area to be avoided. Handsworth, Newtown, Aston and Lozzels are 4 in particular that brandish the "Ghetto" tag due to very high crime, murder and ethinic minortites. This was evident with the shootings of two 16 year old girls the other day and the incredible 8 deaths due to stabbings one week in april 2007. The areas play host to three nationally famous gangs the Burger Bar Boys, The Johnson Crew and the less famous of the three L.O.Z.

Birmingham is only going down hill as far as i can see and in places i similar to that of Compton, and the Bronx.

Man from Buckinghamshire: do you want to go too birmingham deer?
Lady from Worcestershire: no thank you

by Ashley Blake-Moore January 5, 2008

Birmingham

Horrible place, worse than Hitler.

Birmingham: The second place where the sun doesnt shine.

by Steve Redgrave December 4, 2004

Birmingham

If the highlight isnt seeing the groups on underage chavs down your local, then its surely the large single mass of uni students going to every possible indie gig in the town as they now see themselves as 'cool' cus theyve moved out from home. If music isnt your thing, go for a meal at san carlo, who closed cus of rat infestation yet reopened, or even go for a days shopping in Selfridges, where you can pick up a handbag for the price of a ford fiesta

mass culture is closing down the oasis market, one of the only decent places in the city

by laus March 25, 2005