A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020
Get the Bellendmug. You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
Get the Jingle bellendmug. by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022
Get the Nobulus bellendmug. He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend
by anonymous March 20, 2022
Get the bare bellendmug. Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans
Jeez look at that bellend
by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018
Get the Bellendmug. Nicloa Sturgeon
That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.
by Professional Englishman June 18, 2018
Get the Bellendmug. The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021
Get the International Bellend Daymug.