Bellend

William Mccue

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

bare bellend

a circumcised penis

He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend

by anonymous March 20, 2022

Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm

What a bellend re alex

by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021

boris's bellend for me

"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude

The Europeans were flummoxed at the brexiteers chant " Boris's bellend for me"

by Exstrapondildolated January 28, 2021

International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

Bellend

Nicloa Sturgeon

That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.

by Professional Englishman June 18, 2018