Bear

A term used describe an exceptionally hearty and contagious laugh that resonates with a deep, wheezy sound, reminiscent of the formidable and robust vocalizations often associated with a bear. This term is used to express amusement or signal that something is particularly funny, with the laughter being so pronounced that it might evoke the image of a bear's hearty guffaw.
Bro that was absolute bear!
by Kenthim September 28, 2023
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Bear

A very furry animal that will murder you if you get too close.

Also a very hairy gay man.
Little Stevey talked to the bear. I have the hole dug for the funeral.
He is a hot bear
by Mysteryhi November 19, 2018
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Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".
I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.
by BatteryMaster July 09, 2018
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Bear

Large brown, carnivourus, dangerous creature bearing sharp claws
Person A: "I saw a bear in the forest yesterday"
Person B: "I'm happy you survived otherwise i would have to beary you."
Person A: "You can't say that, that joke is barbearous!"
Person B: "No i'm kidding that would be unbearable."
Person A: "Im sorry i overreacted after the encounter i could almost bearly keep my bearings."
by BearlyTrustable February 04, 2022
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You don’t know what a fucking bear is? It’s a fucking animal dipshit
Wow look at that bear how utterly unremarkable that is, because it’s just a bear and I know what that is cuz I’m not a dipshit
by Paichni June 01, 2021
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A person who occupies one fourth of a bed and hibernates throughout the day ie Archith Bhasker
Christ hall sucks so go sleep like the bear.
by dragonabu February 09, 2019
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Bear

A badass person with strength and muscle. A strong person
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