Infinite Bagel Theory

The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.

Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."

by bobfrog93 May 18, 2021

anal beader

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus

Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.

by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022

The Concealed Bagel

A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.

Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!

by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009

Douche Bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent January 13, 2008

legal beagle

A rules hound or rules lawyer. A stickler for the rules and always on the hunt for violations.

Don't play Mao with Mark, he's a legal beagle!

by Mark Carthage August 2, 2008

douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

by S. Beebe August 4, 2007

whiskey bagel

The inability for a women's vagina to become moist enough to allow easy penetration. The female version of whiskey dick.

After a long night of drinking at the bar, she had the worst case of whiskey bagel.

by steven-jones February 25, 2009