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National choke somebody day

Grabbing either a boy or girl throat and lightly choking them not in a violent way. Hands around pulling a person close to you for a turn on.
5/11 is national choke somebody day. grab somebody by the throat for a teasing way or for fun and lightly choke them.
by nxl May 11, 2023
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Help ! I need somebody !

When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »
Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !
by anonymous June 29, 2021
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Somebody tocha mt spaget

When some norime pleb steals your most prized meme ( or a great meme)

They took my meme
Person 1 hey look at this meme

Person 2 what a fucking normie he reposted my MEME Somebody tocha mt spaget They took my meme
by Meme boi 109 October 30, 2018
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Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.
Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.
by Hypie November 22, 2021
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to Twisted tea can somebody

To put someone back in their place when they're being verbally aggressive by smacking them on the face with whatever object you can find in front of you so hard that their soul temporarily leaves their body. It's much better if it's an actual Twisted tea can, but it can be any object you quickly use as a weapon to hit someone in the face really hard.
Based on the popular video of a black guy smacking a white racist asshole who wouldn't stop saying the n word, filmed in Elyria, Ohio, in December 2020.
That guy keeps starting shit calling me slurs. I'm gonna Twisted tea can him one of these days!

2020 has me so tired, man. Too much ignorance. It makes me want to Twisted tea can somebody!
by thebackroomsentity93 December 29, 2020
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look like somebody’s auntie

person one: AWWW HELLL NAHHH you look like somebody’s auntie

person two: *dead*
by theone😏 July 20, 2021
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Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.
by Ajkert May 8, 2014
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