barchie

the endgame ship of betty cooper and archie andrews on the show riverdale

“it’s like it was their destiny” - kevin keller talking about barchie

by allie tanner March 15, 2020

balthrop

noun:

1. In earlier times, a person who slapped others in the testicles with the back of the fingers in a flicking motion as punishment for certain crimes or for the pleasure of the client.

2. A slap in the testicles executed with the back of the fingers and a flicking motion.

verb:

3. To slap one in the testicles with the back of the fingers and a flicking motion.

1. The ballsy shoplifter was punished by the village balthrop.

2. I was on the ground coughing for ten minutes after Bertram gave me that wicked balthrop.

3. If you misbehaved in my day you were likely to get balthroped.

by sheldorama August 7, 2009

baithead

Someone who is being 'bait'. I.e. doing something they shouldn't in a stupid obvious way.

"he got caught innit, he didn't even try takin the security tags off"

"What a baithead"

by King Liamo September 18, 2006

Barthe

A fat woman beating prick.

That barthe is a woman beating prick.

by bichplzr February 9, 2009

Bartholomous

the name of a grand divine being which soul currently resides in a styrofoam head at a school

all hail the hokly Bartholomous

by the holy lord of decapitation June 13, 2022

Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III

Timmy's pet hamster who tragically died by being sucked by a Dust Vortex, Rest In Piece forever and ever sweet prince

Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III rest in peace forever and ever sweet prince

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Freddie Bartholomew

A mocktail made with ginger ale and Rose's lime juice.

A Freddie Bartholomew is like a Shirley Temple, only a little less girly. Hence the name.

by Dlana June 9, 2007