have bars

In Hip Hop, to "have bars" is to possess the ability to rap well. This can be done using complex lyrical schemes, intricate rhymes or a smooth flow.

Did you hear the new XXL Freshman Class cyphers man? Yo, those niggas have bars bro! Straight fire!!

by Your Mother's Favourite Playa October 8, 2017

fiber one bars

aka farter one bars .. eat these thing at your own risk .. the gas these thing will give you .. will scare small children kill small animal in your home.. peel the paint from your walls. and if you are out side they will cause birds to drop out of the sky... and will like get you a visit from the epa..

john: man what happened to your house

steve: i ate a box of fiber one bars .

john: damn !!! your house look like its been through a hurricane

steve : man you dont even want to know

by rip van stinkle January 15, 2012

skor bars

the reason i get an erection at night.

i ate a skor bars and almost came in my pants.

by jimmyhollywood June 20, 2008

wheelie bars

Rods that extend from the back of a car and are connected to wheels that help keep the car from flipping backwards during sudden acceleration.

Extremely modified rear-wheel drive vehicles need wheelie bars to save themselves from doing a back flip.

by johnebp February 14, 2004

butter bars

Plural of butter bar, derogatory term for the lowest ranked commissioned officers-eg. second lieutenants or ensigns, who wear rank badges of bronze or bronze colored.

Master Gunnery Sergeant: Hey, congratulations on your promotion, Major. Ever noticed that your fig leaf is the same color as butter bars?
Major: Uh...

by Macd00d January 10, 2006

barsexual

The condition in which women intentionally become more open to kissing other women in front of an audience, typically in a bar or club, especially when the audience is comprised of men holding free drinks.

Patricia didn't have any cash so she turned into a total barsexual last night at the club.

by Jefficus November 2, 2008

Barstool Sports

Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.

"Dear El Pres,

How can i be just like you?

-Dan Shaughnessy"

-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"

-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"

by Nicky Killa Bee B March 25, 2010