The act of tripping on large doses of Acid and having a spiritual awakening that causes an out of body experience and constipation.
Oh man. this has been a weekend like no other. My Acid Baptism has caused me to rethink my existence and yours.
by Laura Britt June 23, 2021
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Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.
"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"
by Willysaucy April 20, 2023
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The process of washing your sex toys so that they are ready to do your bidding
After his baptism Jamie was ready to join the other altar boys during Sunday servicing duties
by Mary's used merkin February 10, 2023
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When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.
That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.
by A ball moron October 16, 2020
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It's a thing where priests drown babies on a pool of holy water
Example: Bryan went on his friend's baptism party.
by Pookiebearlmao November 6, 2023
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When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
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When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.
“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”
by Mikey5w March 31, 2022
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