Backpack

A dom top that is significantly shorter than their bottom partner.

For particularly clingy tops: It’s like when you’re getting ready to leave the house: keys, phone, wallet...backpack!

I just met this guy, he was super aggressive...a total backpack.

by 😘😜👋🏻 February 2, 2019

Backpacker

An irresponsible and careless person or persons who cannot look after themselves properly so travel with a "backpack" (typically a rucksack) to avoid coming to terms with their flawed lives. They use travelling as an excuse to not take responsibility for their actions and wrong doings, from interpersonal relationships, to the general mess and untidiness they leave behind them in their wake when travelling from town to town. The typical backpacker has a hard time surviving in the real world because they are too busy thinking about themselves to really do anything. They boost their egos by posing for photos and videos to make false realities on social media because they feel like the whole world is watching them. They are incapable of washing their own dishes.

The backpackers got angry because there was no free WiFi.

The backpacker took a selfie, again.

The backpacker was rude because they weren't given a discount.

by tannggo May 31, 2018

Beast with two Backaches

Old people sex!

When we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less "ooh" and "ahh" than "crack" and "help".
Credit Chris Onstad

by OP8 Massive February 18, 2009

Backachingas

A females mammary glands (boobs/ tits)

DDAAMM!! Look at her backachingas!!

by B0$$ of the B0$$'$ August 25, 2009

Backpack call

an accendental call when your phone is in your backpack

"ring""ring"
mom "hello?"
muffled teacher " no billy that is wrong"
mom "damn it another backpack call and billy is getting answers wrong."

by ankercod November 5, 2009

Backpack Learner

A student who attends the beginning of class, but regularly takes off to "the bathroom" for ten-twenty minutes at a time, as if the backpack is going to do all the learning for him/her.

I always email my instructor at the last second to ask the most basic question because I'm a clueless backpack learner.

by barefootgirl March 7, 2011

backpack rule

It's getting harder and harder these days to determine whether or not a girl is old enough to be checking out. Girls from ages 15-21 can all look the same these days. If a girl is wearing a backpack(like a hello kitty one), chances are she's too young and you should look away before being called out for being a creeper. If she has no backpack than it's safe to look, but still be cautious if you choose to engage in conversation.

Benji- "That girl is cute but she looks like she might be young."
Joe- "Gotta use the backpack rule."
Benji -"What's the backpack rule?"
Joe- "If she's wearing a backpack she's too young."

*Hot girl walks in*

Joe- "See man, no backpack... she's fair game!"

by thanks babe March 29, 2012