total awk

shorter version of “totally awkward” usually used for odd situations

“omg marissas ex is right there”
“omg total awk”

by julielollll August 29, 2018

caps awk

when the "caps lock" on your computer's keyboard is accidentally turned on, creating an awkward loudness in an online conversation.

person: whAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW NIGHT?
person: oh sorry, caps awk

by awk123 January 22, 2011

Awk City

Awk City refers to THE most awkward situation imaginable; It is a state that not even the Awkward Turtle could save.

When one enters Awk City (in relationships or life situations), you're gonna want to exit as fast as possible.

"The Awk City Slashers," the baseball team of Awk City, is the rival team of "The Perf City Slashers," and always loses. Awk City is located 50 miles east of Perf City, and is populated by brown marshes, scarce plains, and life-size cutouts of Barry Gibb.

"Oh shit dude, last night was completely Awk City. I was about to announce the starting lineup...." (of The Awk City Slashers).

"Can we get out of Awk City please? We need to talk." This example is commonly brought up when relationships have taken a turn for the worse.

"Oh God, it was AC to the max."

by Perf City December 26, 2008

awks magawks

something that is too outrageously awkward thay you can not state it blunlty awkward.

Louise: Oh shit Davaid just picked his nose!
Nick: Awks Magawks

by mathbuddies123 September 24, 2011

madd awk

aka extremely awkward. use when expressing feeling of total awkwardness.

did you see that grandma pole dancing? that is madd awk.

by bicica March 30, 2007

soup awk

short version of "super awkward"

Sees teacher at the grocery store. "Oh my gosh! Soup awk!"

by livinuplife4eva October 12, 2012

Awk Guac

When something is extremely awkward.

Pronounced "awk" from the work awkward and "guac" from the word guacamole.

Originated in Kansas City

I ran in to my ex today. It was so awk guac.

by tcm1028 October 20, 2010