august 

absolute fucking gigachad, this man has a cock the size of empire state building. HIs nicknames are eiffel tower, 100 pound compound, and pussy destroyer. This man has guns and abs of steel, and will never back down from a fight.

man, august is such a fucking giga chad!

august by daking12468 June 17, 2022

August 

Feminism month when girls/women can take pride in they're gender.

Man:"hey did you know that August is feminism month?"

Women:"That's great I can take pride and feel more safe and comfortable!"

August by Jasmine sanie June 26, 2022

august 

a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.

"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."

august by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

August 

National amandus gets head every day month

Have you given Amandus head today? Its august!

August by Antoniofra2etasje August 2, 2022

AUGUST 

People born in this month are cute, loving, adorable, and charming! Michael Jackson is born this month, and many incredible, special, talented people are born this month. Be careful as this month is really rainy, which also means the people born during this month are sensitive and emotional. To whoever out these born on this month, love you! Know you're special, and so are eight hundred millions of people!

Girl: Who's that person? They're cute! Ah-
Boy: Oh, that's (name)! They were born in August.

Girl: *taps shoulder*
August Baby: Oh, Hello! Why are you tap-
Girl: I'm in love with you already-
August Baby: Oh, thank you! You're so sweet.
Girl: Friends? I'm a bit weird, am I? Haha.
August Baby: Of course! And no, you're not weird.

AUGUST by dqndeli December 4, 2022

August 

A month in a year

a basic ass month

hey what month were you born in?
oh i was born in august!
your basic asf damn

(this is a joke )

August by +vpn+ December 23, 2022

august 

August is a word you can use to insult someone. It means they are NOT a baddie and they are DISGUSTING little weak bitch.

You are being such a august right now.

august by Ihateboba_lover January 12, 2023