a few sandwiches short of a picnic

When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.

Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

i had a few socks

i used to have some socks
they got stolen
im sad now
secks

i had a few socks
"yo do you got any spare socks?"
"i had socks"
"get socks"

by socks man January 7, 2022

Few fries short of a happy meal

a much more humorous way of defining your friend as retarded.

Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...

Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday

Friend 2: did you survive!?

Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?

Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"

by Johanusburg October 14, 2011

Knock off a few knuckle soldiers

The act of engaging in male masturbation; specifically connoting a sense of launching troops into battle

Where in the bible does it say a man can't knock off a few knuckle soldiers in the privacy of his sitting room 'cos I don't have a DVD player? - Peter Griffin -

by drop_the_hand June 16, 2009

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

a few tacos short of a combo platter

someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.

yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.

by Jeanette Tomascik September 1, 2006