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Asshat

One with their head so far up their own ass it could be considered a hat.
by MuffDiver01 September 11, 2009
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Asshat

A person who will stop at no end to be overachievers of offending others with intentions to belittle, hurt, and betray because they are jealous and without love.
"Don't be an asshat"

"The majority of society wears asshats."

"I WILL lose your asshat in purpose to destroy your hypocritical BS of existance."

"Asshats are not welcome in this establishment."
by ModestlyCandid October 7, 2019
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asshatical

The description of an asshat.
The description of an action that infers the performer of such was an asshat
A word used to describe somethin' particularly unpleasant, bitter, unneccessarily cruel, or plain stupid.
Lifting that guy's handbrake when he was parked at the top of Beech hill was a rather asshatical thing to do. We laughed anyway.
by Elly-roo December 31, 2004
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Asshat

Donald Trumps hairstyle.
Trump wears that asshat like it's going out of style!
by Beehphy August 5, 2015
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Asshat

An idoit of epic porportions. Usually resides in forums or most online games. They can easilly be mistaken for noobs, but there is only a slight difference. Asshats seem to be more of a pestering noob than one that you meet for a short period of time. See chode.
by Zim Santos January 23, 2007
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Asshat

When your head is so far up your own ass that you wear it like a hat!
You not see what is before you, because you are such an asshat!
by TashDoll August 24, 2015
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Asshat

A person, regardless of gender, who is so much of an ass that they wear their ass proudly upon their head, a literal crown to the glory that is their assholyness.
"Phil is such an Asshat..."
"Yeah, I hate that guy..."

-Everyone ever.
by BigFudge07 May 14, 2015
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