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Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum) 

An internet database of all things metal that makes teenagers run to the urban dictionary and post their angst induced feelings about the Metal Archives because their favorite ha4dc0re!@! but non-metal band was rejected.

Side Note: By doing this I have fallen in to the bullshit "my opinion matters" trap too.
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Brv0tal Kid: Why is lunkin park rejected from da acrhivez, they are fucken metal!!

MA Mod: Uh.. no they are not, sorry.

Brv0tal Kid: Fuck youa are just a bunch of elitist pricksz, they are hardcore and fukn awesome. It doesn't matter if they are metal or not.

MA Mod: If it doesn't matter if they are metal or not, then why do you care so much about them being rejected.

MA Mod: and when submitting a band to the Archives, it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the website if we accept any band. Otherwise we would call is the Music Archives and add any band to our database.
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archie by meh003 February 11, 2020
A nickname for David Archuleta on American Idol season 7. The plural form archies represent his fanbase.
me: OMG! Archie is such an amazing singer!
my sister: No duh!

or

All archies love archie. :]

archie by allison nicole <3 May 1, 2008
A big goofy lad who just wants his dick sucked
Archie:"Dan, i want my dick sucked
Archie by Arch1uk October 16, 2018
The sweetest,kindest guy you can ever meet. Is as fit af and the bestest friend you can ask for he is NOT replaceable. You will never meet someone just like him.
Oh he's such an Archie!
Archie by Freya21 July 13, 2017

archistructure 

Function: noun
1: the art or science of building ; specifically : the art or practice of designing and building infrastructure that supports a building or system.
2: the manner in which the components of a computer or computer system are organized and integrated
Shure DSP has a fixed archistructure, which only allows you to modify certain parameters of signal processing.
archistructure by Jaredism April 10, 2009

Taha Archie 

A boy who lives on the Washington coast. He is slightly OCD and he can be forced into things by other people. He's skinny and weak, also Native American. Other people force him to ask trees if they can make canoes out of it. Taha Archie asks, and then he has to make the canoe.

Taha Archie is easily manipulated, often into making a canoe. He played flute in the first Native Rap band. Taha Archie is a nerd and gets all A's in school, but he is haunted day and night by frequent dreams of a giant black wolf.
"My children, now you shall hear the legend of Taha Archie."
"Grandpa, why can't we ask him? He's sitting right next to me."

Harrison: "Hey, Billy, you makin' a canoe?"
Billy: "Yeah, but only because my cousin told me to."
Harrison: "You're such a Taha Archie."
Taha Archie by GabiFromTheREZ July 15, 2010