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Andres

Andres' are little pricks who are horrific boyfriends who are extremely likely to cheat with anyone with an arse or tits. They love being flirty and having fun, especially when they've had one sip of any 1% achol because they are a complete light weight. They can't trust their girlfriend in relationships because they can't trust themselves. Keep an eye on your boy. However, Andres' are very good looking, sweet and funny that's why they do make amazing boyfriends. Then again they do spill a lot when they are drunk. Andres you know what i mean and who knows maybe or maybe not.
Andres is my little Bubba

Andres is my little prick
But he is a MASSIVE MANWHORE
by Kisses your BITCH November 12, 2019
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Andre

He's the best person to ever live. He may act a Little fruity but he's not gay he likes your mom
by Poopoo 69 October 13, 2019
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Andre

A hot Canadian that loves hockey that always says sorry really cutely. Sweet beyond words. a big nerd. night owl. Has a super awesome girlfriend. Reliable, adorable, and can always be found playing video games or watching hockey eh :p
tall dark and handsome?
yeah that's a Andre
by JBlueEyes February 19, 2019
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Andre

Andre is cool person. If you meet an Andre you’ll always remember how chill he is. He da GOAT and he’ll finesse yo girl. He fineeeeee too
by GOATJAMES23 July 17, 2018
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Andres

He’s the kindest, funniest, but dumbest person you will ever meet. He’ll always be there when you need to talk shit, but he’ll never talk shit about you
Hey who’s that?
Oh that’s my best friend, Andres
by sksksksk_ew November 4, 2019
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Andre

A real sex machine with a 12 ft dick and has multiple hoes in his bed
Oh look at Andre over there I wish I was in his bed tonight
by DATT_B0l March 13, 2017
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Andres

Super cute, an awesome boyfriend to any girl,super nice you just have to get to know him, an amazing kisser, will talk with you all day, he can be stupid at times but aren't all guys stupid at times, his friends are nice but they get on your nerves,can make you laugh even if your cat died, you could cute you finger on his jaw line, he will do anything for you! He is super protective he will beat up any guy when he gets jealous.
Wow Andres cut me with his jaw line. Ouch👍🏼
by Capandalover June 3, 2018
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