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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Why is Andrew Tate sucessful

Because I was ranting about how trivial it would be to become more successful than Joe Rogan (Or Jordan Peterson for that matter) and one of the ways I listed using a fat cock to rope women into doing a cam-girl website. Then, I wrote an instruction manual for how to game the YouTube algorithm.
Hym "Why is Andrew Tate sucessful? Because he did those 2 things. And no other reason. It wasn't hard work. His hard work didn't even get him into the Ufc. My work is the cardinal contribution to his success. And I'm more still more successful than all three of them. Because what is happening to me now is not relegated to the past. No matter how hard you try to narrate it as such."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Anderstatement

You seen "The Intern"? Man, that's an Anderstatement.
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Andrewtatesexual

Being sexually attracted to Andrew Tate, four-time kickboxing world champion and internet personality
I find myself as Andrewtatesexual after joining Hustler's University online.
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Andrewtated

Gaining a massive amount of viewers in a small period of time using controversial talking points to agree with.
My friend Andrewtated overnight with his newest YouTube video.
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