by Eric Jaeger February 17, 2004
this is our planet! the all-american-earth! get off our planet you foreign aliens! or we will use our wmd´s on you!
by nuketheworld April 20, 2003
The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.
by Disillusioned Hippie September 24, 2005
A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
by Elite December 2, 2003
Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
by hahaha July 22, 2003
by the girl on this screen April 2, 2019
Earth, n. A destination.
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 30, 2005