Jello bags

Boobs Especially natural jiggly ones. Just like bags filled with jello they're soft, jiggly, delicious, fun to grab, squeeze, play with, lick/suck, nibble, basically they're just loads of fun.

Guy 1: "Dayumn check out that set of jello bags on that blonde!"

Guy 2: "holy fuck she's hot! What's her name?!"

by MisunderstoodMan March 4, 2014

red jello

The resulting fluid from gay anal sex between two men. The semen from one man combines with the blood of his partner, giving the substance the color and texture of red jello.

I left Frank and Jeremy alone for a minute, and when I got back they had left red jello all over my new sofa.

by RIP DANA January 18, 2008

jello shots

Jello shots are cubes or cups of jello containing
some sort of liquor.

- 1 6-ounce package of gelatin (flavored or unflavored -- you decide)
- 16 ounces (2 cups) boiling water
- 6 ounces cold water
- 10 ounces 80-proof Alcohol

In a bowl, mix boiling water with the powdered gelatin until fully dissolved.
Give it at least a minute to fully activate the gelatin.
Let gelatin cool for five or ten minutes to reduce alcohol vapor loss.
Stir in cold water and alcohol.
A tray of jello shots prior to refrigeration.
Pour resulting mixture into shot glasses or plastic cups

by --lynn-- October 12, 2007

Jello Biafra

Lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Collaborated with Al Jourgensen from Ministry on a project called LARD. The guy that Serj from System of a Down ripped off.

by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003

jello monster

A fat-ass who has rippling, bubbly, jiggling, fat flabs hanging from the squishy exterior of his body. there is no reason for this person to be fat, and they are a normal hight, but of extreme and unnecessary weight and mass and density with extra flubber hanging from their body.

OMG, Becky, look at his butt. He is SUCH a jello monster.

by lizlynnakinn December 16, 2008

Jello Biafra

the man. he is so awesome, it almost hurts

"Jello Biafra has exteremely amusing political arguments"

by Jackie the PUNK July 6, 2003

jello feet

someone who is really clumsy or has trouble walking when under the influence.

Damn, that girl got some mad jello feet.

by ariatie January 22, 2008