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ELMER

Elmer is a pillar of the community because he is a town elder who would ‘give you the shirt off his back’ if you needed one even though you might feel obligated to suck his big dick in appreciation. He is really sociopathic and arrogant too because he thinks he is immune from prosecution because his membership in the Masonic Lodge makes that so.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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Elmer N.

Biggest Simp in the WORLD! The type of person to ditch the boys! THE DUCKING BOYS!!! For a girl. Also has a big chode!
Elmer N. is a simp!
by RickAndMortyFan202 February 27, 2020
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Brandon Elmer Skidmore

The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.
by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024
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Elmered

Used to describe the experience of being harassed or stalked by a certain individual known as Elmer.
-Man I feel bad for her she got Elmered last week.
by Matarayos September 25, 2023
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Elmer

Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.

He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
by mybootyjigglestoomuch January 15, 2025
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Elmer

Elmer is very kind lol and he will give you a hug when you need it uhh hes a very cute dude👍 he is interesting and intelligent.👽👽
Hey look its elmer!
by BAJSURHRB May 14, 2021
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