Noun: Alcohol. A drink which, if consumed in sufficient quantities makes you forget large episodes of your life. A popular phrase due to its assonance with the patent medicine 'Milk of Magnesia'.
"...and while dancing you unzipped her dress and pulled it to the floor. Then you pissed in the bride's champagne glass and honked up all over the cake."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
Get the Milk of amnesiamug. When start or are about to do or say something then you either forget about it or space out while doing said action. The phenomenon in which you do or are about to do something and forget why you wanted to or did it in the first place.
I was opening a cabinet then I forgot why I opened a cabinet, therefore why I named it Cabinet Amnesia.
by Zekurom May 13, 2020
Get the Cabinet Amnesiamug. by wreckingdrew December 15, 2011
Get the Amnesia vumug. When immediately after sex you cannot remember why it was you decided to have sex with this person in the first place. Experienced more by men, but not exclusively. This is not a medical emergency as the symptoms typically fade within 24 hours at which time you want to have sex with that person again.
Seconds after sex...
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.
by Duece79 June 4, 2018
Get the Sexual Amnesiamug. When a woman has so much sex she's can't recollect who and when
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.
by Notsporty40 July 24, 2018
Get the Dick amnesiamug. Memory loss due to a severe feeling of boredom. Your brain is in a non-functional and non-productive state for so long that it even stops recording memories.
I had nothing to do all day at work today and I was bored out of my head. When the time came to fill in my timesheet I couldn't remember what I was doing all day. I must be suffering from boredom amnesia.
by Regolithic February 18, 2013
Get the Boredom Amnesiamug. by Kingsman November 16, 2017
Get the podium amnesiamug.