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job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.
"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush
by Runenwächter August 21, 2013
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Toilet Stench Ambush

When one internationally fails to give fair warning to others that they have decimated the toilet with horrible oder. Resulting in persons walking in only to retreat in disgust.
My boyfriend thinks its funny to commit a Toilet Stench Ambush. He smells up the bathroom, trapping the oder by not using the exhaust fan. Allowing me to be ambushed by the stench forcing me to run away gaging. The ultimate act of stink and betrayal.
by greek god of trains August 16, 2012
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ambush whistler

While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or unconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.
Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.
by DubbedOver June 28, 2008
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ambush

A reverse trap.
A female that pretends to be male.
Juri: "I'm an ambush!"
by pl4stik August 20, 2017
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Ambush

Ambush, when you think youre surrounded by alot of females but it turns out their really all traps.
Man last night i was in da club and i waa surrounded by all these good lookin girls but i came to find out after checking them out closely and it turned out i was in a ambush! I had to get outta there fast homie!
by Q-baller September 8, 2018
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Ambush

The feeling you get when you first glimpse your girlfriend naked and see that she doesn't groom her pubes.
"Damn, I got down with Jenny last night and she ambushed me with a 70's afro between her legs."
by littlesmokey June 7, 2013
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Ambush

When your significant female sits on your face before noon (a.m.).
I was in bed at 9 this morning and my wife ambushed me. Sweet.
by Tonkchaser December 20, 2021
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