the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.
girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.
A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.
If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freakingbad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.
An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immaturealcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.
"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."
Is what my friend Charles got after 15 shots of wild turkey in 2 hours. Puking is usually consistent for upwards of 6 hours, accompanied by shirtless grunting and dry heaves. Following that is a period of delusional, semi-coherent bouts of swearing, and culminating with an attempt to crawl into my bed. which was denied. Recommendations are to not drink 15 shots of wild turkey, ever. Especially the day before your first server training shift at Olive Garden.
Sorry for spilling your Fettucini Italiano all over your face, ma'am. I got alcohol poisoning.
Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.
Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a seriouscase of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."