Alcohol

The core of all evil; but it helps you get bitches

Person 1: Look I'm holding 750 ml of pure evil in my hands... here have a sip

Alcohol. Here lies the birth and death of your relationship!

by lolanonnnnnnnnn October 25, 2010

alcoholing

Verb- Alcoholing, to go alcoholing, meaning drinking alcohol in the presence of other alcohol drinkers

Let's go alcoholing!

by splarf October 12, 2013

alcoholer

A person who drinks alcohol to excess either on a regular basis or in bouts of binge drinking that negatively affects family, friends and/or co-workers.

Joe lost his job because he was an alcoholer.
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by Boleroboy September 11, 2011

Alcoholic

Someone who drinks before work aka the modern day pirate.

You're an alcoholic

by Master drunk 318 July 27, 2016

Alcohol

An awful liquid that everyone pretends to enjoy. Keep that away from you.

Donald trump never drinks alcohol, which makes him the best president of the US!!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

Alcoholic

One who drinks after he repeatedly tells himself he will not.

Me: "Hey man, are you hitting up the bars tonight?"
Devin: "Nah man, I'm done drinking"
*Goes out 2 hours later*
Me: "You're an alcoholic"

by TaylorSwift222 November 11, 2016

alcohole

An underage person who never repays his legal friends for the alcohol they buy him.

Man, Napoleon is such an alcohole! His drunk ass took all my good shit last night. Now I ain't never getting him anything but Keystone.

by BeerCave May 14, 2008