Agnostic

An atheist without balls

"My friend Toby is really an atheist but he's scared that he might be wrong so he says he's agnostic"

by The Nard-Dog September 11, 2009

Agnostic

A scape-goat word that people use when they are too afraid of what society will think of them for saying that they don't believe in a "god".

Uber Religious Friend: "Hey Buddy, wanna go to church with me instead of hanging out and playing video games today?"

Guy who doesn't believe in god at all but is scared of what his friend will think: "ooh, I'm agnostic.. I don't think I'll go today but maybe next time!" (knowing he'll never go because he doesn't believe in god AT ALL)

by GivUpYerGhost May 24, 2009

Agnostic

A lazy atheist
someone who cant make up their freakin mind

Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic

by Blyan May 14, 2010

Agnostic

Atheist without balls.

"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?"

"Yeah, he's such a vagina."

by xpestilencex December 22, 2008

Agnostic

Atheists without balls

Agnostic: You can't logically prove or disprove there's a God.

Atheist: Fag

by Choi L October 3, 2010

Dyslexic Agnostic

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

Agnostic Satanist

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

by Viqzen May 2, 2019