facebook addict

one who is more obsessed with checking their wall posts, comments, chatting with people, liking statuses, taking social interview questions, playing farmville, quoting song lyrics, laughing at inside jokes, putting up pictures of themselves with gang signs, randomly adding people they've never actually met but have 20 mutual friends, "curiously reading" other people's profiles, or poking people than actually getting work, homework, or a social life in order to live.

"oh i just want to check my notifications...oh new wall post?....you lost a chicken? oh no....."like"... "LOL karen, i look fat in this picture take it off! but you look so caauutte"....what was i doing again...?"

"happy birthday!"
"how'd you know it was my birthday?"
"oh FACEBOOK, silly!"
"....what was your name again?"
"JULIE!"

"dude how did julie know my birthday?"
"oh man, she's a complete facebook addict...i'll totally take back the gift i gave to her farmville..."

by facebookers annonymous. February 24, 2010

sidekick addict

A person you in ALWAYS on their Sidekick
Either on AIM or MySpace or texting
You never see this person without the phone
on them, or even in their handss

Person 1 :"there goes my girlfriend, always on her sidekick, shit never leaves her hand."
Person 2:"shes a fucken Sidekick Addict dudee"

by Bryan Ferreira June 17, 2008

western addition

A huge and diverse hood in San Francisco that is bordered by Haight, Pacific Heights, the 'Loin, and market. Fillmore is often considered part of the hood, but is distinct in its own right. The area is full of life with plenty of bars, restaurants, clubs, markets, specialty shops, and cannibis clubs. Everything is so compact that driving is unneccessary and droves of party prone people walk the streets at all hours of the night, a hipper neighborhood in San Francisco.

"i wanna move" "look on CL for a place in Western Addition or Mission, thats the place to be!"

by whhaaaa! September 20, 2006

MSN Addict

Someone who will spend all time they have access to a computer on MSN. When MSN is not available they will be lost, and not have anything to do.

*guy breaks down in tears* MSN FAILED! - if that happens to you, you are an MSN ADDICT!

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

addicting

Moron usage of 'addictive', used by latter-day illiterati unable to tell the right side up of a book.

'That game is so addicting!'
'Dude, learn to write or something. It's "addictive".'

by DerpinatorX November 10, 2017

Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.

Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Ass Addict

A person that is normally straight, but still likes touching, grapping, slapping, or rubbing anybody's ass, not depending on gender. Also, a person who likes anal sex the best.

God Dillon is such a ass addict, he just finished grabbing Ashley's ass before rubbing Tony's!

Even though she wanted regular sex, he is such an ass addict, that they had to do anal.

by DJMarquette November 20, 2010