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Moist Acorn Penis

A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.
Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.
by Brad Soab December 3, 2017
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National Sally Acorn Day

May 14th, the day that celebrates Sonic character Princess Sally Acorn, who debuted in Sonic SatAM and made the rounds in Archie’s line of Sonic comics before they were cancelled and the character was sadly put into retirement.
by FormalAmyRose May 12, 2020
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Acorns(sienna mae)

Acorns are Sienna Mae’s fandom. There so sweet and are very aesthetic too. They love everyone who is a good person. They wouldn’t support homophobia or racism because there that amazing. There ALL for body positivity and theres no way you couldn’t love them.
1. Are you a Sienna stan?

2. Yeah, were actually called ACORNS(sienna mae)
by potayo February 18, 2021
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aah my acorns

where you accidentaly whack the spot in between ur legs.
"aaah my acorns! they hurrrrt
by NBLKHP May 19, 2018
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Acorn

A is for acorn
B is for bunch of acorns
C is for copious amounts of acorns

D is for dont fucking touch my acorns
E is for every acorn
F is for fuck you those are my acorns now
G is for get away from my acorns
H is for here have an acorn
J is for joking give me back my acorn
K is Kill anyone who takes my acorns
L is for let this joke die
M is for more acorns
N is for no more acorn jokes
O is for OMG stop with the acorns
P is for please let me die! Oh god is this hell!
Q is for Quit. I should have done that long ago.
R is for Really! Again!!!
S is for Seriously leave my acorns alone.
T is for Thanks, and this had been my ted talk.
Boy came up, and acorned the alphabet.

"What did we learn in class today?"

Kids - "acorn"
by UnknownCrazyCat December 1, 2021
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Acorn Scissoring

When a man rubs his chode against a woman's vagina in a mating position.
"I've heard that couple were acorn scissoring last night."
by TomMchandy January 30, 2024
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Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.
Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!
by Timithin November 24, 2020
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