Arkansas Arsonist

The act of drenching your cock in gasoline and lighting it on fire, then receiving fellatio from your partner or prostitute.
NOTE: This is for pro Masochists and Sadists.
Bob: "Hey Marlene, after dinner would you like to come over for tea, biscuits and an Arkansas Arsonist?"

Marlene: "Yes please! I can't tell you how much I've wanted some flaming cock!"
by Jake Dangerfield January 17, 2009
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Arkansas Threesome

When you have sex with a girl and her kid is asleep in the bed or the same room...
Me and LaToya had an arkansas threesome goin on before cartoons saturday morning....
by 417smokey August 18, 2019
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Arkansas blunderbuss

When you’re banging a chick doggie style and have six juicy snus packets lines in your mouth and you pull them out and lay them on her asshole and ram them in with your dick, then she shoots them back out with a big after butt sex fart.
One time my homie was wrecking a chicks ass and stuffed his snus packets in and next thing I knew all I seen was an Arkansas blunderbuss as she shot them across the room nearly hitting my head
by J.Dangle Sam June 17, 2019
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Arkansas Special

A mullet haircut. Business up front, party in the back.
Jim Bob: Hey Clem, how ya want your hair today

Clem: Shucks Jim Bob, just give me that ole Arkansas Special
by snobigadello January 17, 2011
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arkansas avalanche

A group orgy with 1 old lady and 37 men. Then everyone cums into her mouth one by one, making it spill over like an avalanche.
I had the biggest arkansas avalanche with terry's mother last night.
by x911sniper March 03, 2014
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arkansas christmas cookie

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!
by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017
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theory of relativity in arkansas is everybody is related

the song im my own grandpa was composed in arkansas
by TransAlphaAndyRAWR October 18, 2022
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