I have a monkey in my pants.
by Ravensky December 14, 2005
Get the Tengo un mono en mis pantalonesmug. Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual
by Hardeetoo May 23, 2019
Get the Mono-sexualmug. A compliment directed towards oneself. Can sometimes be perceived as being arrogant, self-centered, or cocky. Used by only the most amazing individuals.
"so I said to my self, self you are truly amazing."
"If I was any more amazing I would be God."
"I wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy."
Person 1: "I am so amazing."
Person 2: "If it wasn't for mono compliments you wouldn't get any."
"If I was any more amazing I would be God."
"I wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy."
Person 1: "I am so amazing."
Person 2: "If it wasn't for mono compliments you wouldn't get any."
by assbergers sounds tasty April 30, 2014
Get the mono complimentmug. One of the most important pieces of music to ever grace our ears. Every single decision you've made throughout your entire life has led you to hear this wonderful work of art that'd put Mozart, Beethoven and Kendrick Lamar all put to shame.
by IceWalowKom October 20, 2020
Get the Caca de monomug. 
by MONOCORP January 13, 2023
Get the monomug.