A really fat lazy bitch that loves eating once you given him a burger he will destroy that burger he sits around hes moms house in the basement eating chips
by Tony riveras September 15, 2019
Get the Garrettmug. 
The kind of guys you would shoot twice in the chest if ever faced with a difficult decision. Find your self in a predicament, shooting this man would be your best bet.
by shine12 May 7, 2015
Get the Garrettmug. 
All you mother fuckers think Garrett is a good guy but nah bro. He's a broken mess of a dude, who simultaneously sees himself as the next phase of human evolution, but also below the scum of the Earth. He is an outlier in society, school, anywhere. Despite that, this bastard is sexy. Blue eyes, brown eyes, grey eyes, fucking pupil black eyes, he looks great according to others. He is also violently smarter that the rest of his peers. To put it in layman's terms, he is essentially a really weird social experiment.
by Slater625 February 15, 2022
Get the Garrettmug. A bald fuck who slouches on couches and secretly wishes he could grow super sexy, sexual, pantie-dropping hair.
by Djent666 June 16, 2018
Get the Garrettmug. Garrett is a guy that will always have your back no matter what, he makes a great friend or boyfriend, he is always ready to listen when you have a problem, and is the sweetest, funniest guy you can ever meet, he is known mostly for his caring heart along with his great smile and his outstanding brown eyes, Garrett is a person you can trust with all of your heart, but don't pressure them too much because he won't want to talk he doesn't like to be pressured
by McraeCharisRose November 27, 2019
Get the Garrettmug.