Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

terd floater

sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure

we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard

by wevil November 14, 2003

eye floater

the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'

-there's a f*king eye floater bugging me !

by arsenist February 18, 2009

tool floater

An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.

(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.

by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017

Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)

These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off

by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019

Burn a Floater

To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.

After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.

by Chief Chester March 26, 2009

SALTY FLOATER

THE ACT OF HAVING SOMEONE POOP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE ON A FLOATY RAFT IN THE BLACK SEA.

YO OTHER DAY I WAS CHILLIN N I GOT THIS DUM BITCH TO GIVE ME A SALTY FLOATER.

by tommy nippletickler November 24, 2011