Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world

Ian Desmond is tasty

by DanielleCRay June 21, 2016

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews March 28, 2018

Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

demien desmond

likes anya forger.

demien desmond likes anya but denies it
demien has a crush on anya

by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022

Desmond

desmond is the type of guy to always have your back, he is very loyal, DELUSIONAL, and very good friend🔐🔐. Desmond does not play about his man again he is delusional and if he see you with his man he dont play that sh*t. His body is tea and he is real thick 😍😍😍 dont play. He also knows all the drama and ☕️☕️.

Damnn whos desmond he real thick 😍😍😍

dont mess with desmond he will beat cho ass 😂😂.

Is that desmond delusional over That boy again..!!

by thatbitch38928793 November 21, 2023

Desmond

A shy guy at first but as you know him more he will be the best person you have ever met! A great lover with the warmest hug. Respects and loves the women in his life the most. A very suitable partner for a hyper/crazy girl as he understands and adjusts accordingly.

“only Desmond can handle eleshia

by august9th November 21, 2023

Desmond

you already know ;)

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by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 09, 2019